2020 you Arse (Ho Ho its Xmas)

by Splat The Rat

/
  • Streaming + Download

    Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    Purchasable with gift card

      £1 GBP  or more

     

about

Christmas song 2020

lyrics

Twas the night before Christmas when all through the house
The kids they were snoring, me nan peeling sprouts
Me pa was all pickled-on whiskey and beer
Me ma was all glowing from love and good cheer

The presents were wrapped and all stacked under the tree
I’m hoping the biggest one there is for me
We’ve watched all the movies and put out Santa’s sherry
Me nan downs it and dances oh so merry

Cos its Ho Ho Christmas, Ho Ho Christmas time
So lets dances and be merry
On love and mulled wine

We wake stupidly early and get everyone up
With dads head a banging, so mum grabs a cup
Of coffee for him and bucks fizz for me na
She then shoves in the turkey as quick as she can

Me ma burned the turkey, and nan ruined the veg,
So we binned it and ordered a Chinese instead
We had rice and had noodles and crispy duck too
Its much better than turkey and bread sauce makes you spew

Cos its Ho Ho Christmas, Ho Ho Christmas time
So lets dances and be merry
On love and mulled wine

We open our presents and stuff down our food
The music is loud and it brightens our mood
We to our loved ones, we cherish so dear
Then stuff down the chocolates and crack open the beer

Monopoloy was opened, we all had a row,
Nan kicked me grandad, so he called her a cow
So the days finally over, let’s all raise a glass
To you 2020 you’ve been a right arse

Cos its Ho Ho Christmas, Ho Ho Christmas time
So lets dances and be merry
On love and mulled wine

credits

released December 4, 2020

license

all rights reserved

tags

about

Splat The Rat Swindon, UK

We have a penchant for taking both well known and obscure folk tunes and playing them in a way that makes them accessible to all. New songs, original songs and a number of familiar crowd pleasers ensure that everyone goes away from our gigs in a happy place. Based in Swindon UK, we are available for live performances, drop us a line. Also find us on facebook www.facebook.com/splattherat/ ... more

contact / help

Contact Splat The Rat

Streaming and
Download help

Report this track or account

If you like Splat The Rat, you may also like: